(Source: stuffinmydick, via retardeerd)
been sitting here fucked up waiting for the boy i love to log in
im giving up and gonna puke then watch a movie instead
that about sums it all up
horsepussy’s bus pass
i am considered an Honored Citizen in this town
fuck im an Honored Citizen of this whole fucking planet
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submission…thanks for checking that out for me!
i imagine parent probably hate me
did twice the dose i usually take
but i don’t feel twice as good
just incredibly fucked
if my heart stops tonight or i forget to breathe…
remember me just like this!
(Source: hornyserbia, via frottager)
remember the old days when getting molested by the coach was considered a good thing? sigh
true hp story…in high school i worked briefly at the Sears Distribution warehouse in Ohio. It was a huge warehouse that did all the catalog order filling. It was a boring shitty job. One of my last shifts i spent hanging with this guy I went to school with he was the friend of a friend and didnt know each other well. But he was fucking hot and he had a fat bulge in his pants. We wandered around the entire night doing nothing. We got stoned in the break room of a different warehouse core tahn the one we worked in. That core was empty (it was nite shift) I made a clumsy proposal to suck his dick. It was an awkward teenage attempt and was met with a emphatic “NO” I had to try… he missed out on some awesome head
(Source: kcristo, via frottager)
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if you say so
stumpy
